green eggs and ham

AWHHHHHHHH!

Would you like to hold your scream?

I would not like to, Dad-on-team. I would not like to hold my scream.

Would you hold it here or there?

I would not hold it here or there. I would not hold it anywhere. I do not like to hold my scream. I do not hold it, Dad-on-team.

Could you hold it with your body? Could you hold it on the potty?

I cannot hold it with my body. I cannot hold it on the potty. I cannot hold it here or there. I cannot hold it anywhere. I do not like to hold my scream. I do not like it, Dad-on-team.

Could you scream into a jar? Could you hold it in a car?

Not in a jar. Not in the car. Not with my body. Not on the potty. I cannot hold it here or there. I cannot hold it anywhere. I cannot ever hold my scream. I cannot hold it, Dad-on-team.

Would you? Could you? In the pool? Would you? Could you? While at school?

I would not, could not, in the pool. I will not, cannot, while at school.

You may like it, don’t assume. Hold a scream while in your room.

I would not, could not, in my room. Or in a car. Don’t you assume! I do not hold them in the pool. I do not hold them while at school. I do not hold them with my body. I do not hold them on the potty. I do not hold them here or there. I do not hold them anywhere. I do not like to hold my scream. I do not like it, Dad-on-team.

The back? Our yard? Next to a tree? Could you, would you, work with me?

Not in the yard! Not by a tree! Not in the back! Dad, let me be! I would not, could not, in the pool. I could not, would not, while at school. I will not hold it with my body. I will not hold it on the potty. I will not hold it here or there. I will not hold it anywhere. I do not like to hold my scream. I do not like it, Dad-on-team.

What about when out to eat? How about when on the street?

I would not, could not, out to eat. I would not, could not, on the street. Not in a car. Not by a tree. I like my screaming, Dad, you see. Not in a jar. Not in the pool. Not in a car. Not in the school. I will not hold it here or there. I will not hold it anywhere!

You do not want to hold your scream?

I do not want to, Dad-on-team.

Could you, would you, with your friends?

I would not, could not, with my friends!

Would you, could you, while in bed?

I could not, would not, while in bed. I will not, can not, with my friends. I will not hold it on the street. I will scream when we’re out to eat. And in the yard, and by a tree, and in a car – you let me be! I do not hold it in the pool. I do not hold it when at school. I do not hold it with my body. I do not hold it on the potty. I don’t like holding here or there. I don’t like holding ANYWHERE! I do not like to hold my scream! I do not like it, Dad-on-team.

You do not like it, so you say. Try it! Try it! And you may. Try it and you may, I say.

Dad! If you will let me be, I will try it, you will see.

Say! I like to hold my scream!

I do! I like it, Dad-on-team! And I would hold it in the pool. And I would hold it when at school.

And I will hold it on the street. Even when we’re out to eat. And in the yard. While by a tree. It feels so good, so good, you see!

So I will hold it when in bed. And I will hold it with my friends. And I will hold it with my body. And I will hold it on the potty. I will hold it here and there. I will hold it ANYWHERE!

I do so like to hold my scream. Thank you! Thank you, Dad-on-team.

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